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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

penis that is all

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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