When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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The WNBA.

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A black man killed someone

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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i have 2 penises

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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this website...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Amputations.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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