the real mccoy

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Chrissy is funny.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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