a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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throbbing slobber

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Kate

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Kittens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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