What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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