Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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