I am a real homosexual

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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