- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Black people

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

whats better than shoes feet

did you ever see a butter fly?

God.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

I came.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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