person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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