- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

S.O.P.A

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

So dont touch it

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

This is not a joke.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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