How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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hi

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A van drives into a car.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Y2K

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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