- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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