Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Slavery

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What comes after "Q" R

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Jewish People

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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