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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

cheese

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

hi my name is? joe

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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