Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

steves legs

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I love boobs

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Nicholas Cage

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A scottish man having fun

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

black people. that is all...

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Anti Joke

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