A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

johann grayson being liked

two fish are in a tank.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

i hate you.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A ginger rapping.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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