- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

The geese of Growmore

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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