Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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I am really good at math debating

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Hitler is my role model

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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