A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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