- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

you wanna hear a joke? no

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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