in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A joke

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Men's rights.

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i heart wiener

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The chicken crossed the road.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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