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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Mexicans working in an office

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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