What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Water, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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