yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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