What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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hahaha

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Jasper sucks.

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SAY

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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