whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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suck my dick.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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