Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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