- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Lacrosse

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

My mom.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

The Aristocrats

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