What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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marble

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Myspace

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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