- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

a banana

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Knock knock Nobody's home.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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