What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

knock knock you may come in

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Women's rights

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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