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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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