I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Pianca going ham

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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A homeless person dies.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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