Is Carly smart? No.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What break when you talk?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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