What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Oliver's friends

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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