why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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hi im paul!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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