A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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The government makes a good decision

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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im jewish

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Shit.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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