What's 6 + 9? 15.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What is Jason? Black.

William Raines.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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