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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A bar walks into your mother.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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