- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

josh simpson has cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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