Hello world

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A Jew returns change.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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SPAMS!!!

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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