Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

nice shorts.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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