There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

That's what he said.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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