A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Herman Cain

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Slavery

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Small breasts.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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