- Anti Joke

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

did you ever see a butter fly?

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

a banana

DERP

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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