Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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black people. that is all...

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Men's rights.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Hitler is my role model

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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