Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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I dislike old people.

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You're so straight!

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Black Poeple

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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this website...

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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