How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What break when you talk?

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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