what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Indeed.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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sixty....eight.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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