What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

newt gingrich

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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