What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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I won the game.

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