Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Guess what? Chicken butt

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

knock knock whos there .. derp

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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