How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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I love boobs

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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8====D {(0)}

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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