Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Brett Farve

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Jews for Jesus

steves legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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