Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

SAY

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Please don't rape me.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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