ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A scottish man having fun

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What time is it? 10:58

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This joke isnt funny.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A joke

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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