- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

i am predestal

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What lives underground? Grandpa

I love boobs

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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A scottish man having fun

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

This joke isnt funny.

A joke

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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