- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

I met a man today. His name was John.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Slavery lol

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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