Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Men's rights

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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