Pickle!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Potato salad

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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