Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Penis

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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want to go home? yea

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Hi poop!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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