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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

whats round and like a ball a ball

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

go go gadget

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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