What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Jewish People

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Google Doodles

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penis

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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