Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Indeed.

A horse walks into a bar...n

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Windows Vista

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Womens rights.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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