What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

I've got the moobs like jagger.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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