why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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I am black.

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drugs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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The geese of Growmore

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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